It’s All In The Stars.

 
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Jordan Shomer is Your Astrologer Friend, here to guide you through the cosmos. Within the map of the stars lives a blueprint to healing and guidebook to growth. Understanding your personal astrology brings into awareness what you are working with, so that you can work it, before it works you. Jordan wants to hold space for you to greet yourself in all your cosmic glory.

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The Moon as a Doorway into Astrology

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Dark moon feels 🌙 The time leading up to a new moon it’s one of solitude and quite contemplation. The wisdom of the moon cycle is felt and processes as we prepare for a new cycle, a rebirth of light. The New Moon in Virgo is in the early hou
Mars Rx for Radical Deconditioning 🔺🔻🔺🔻🔺🔻🔺🔻🔺 As Mars Retrogrades (Mars Rx) through Aries, we are asked to turn inward and sit with our wanting, examine our motives for action, and slow down long enough for us to assess if our ways of moving
That tension you feel. That build up of churning fire trapped inside. Seething, ready to burst. That is your 𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙬𝙩𝙝 𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚 A plant requires a wealth energy, effort, and force to breakthrough the walls of its seed. To grow, sprout, take root
Moon in Scorpio musings 🌙
ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝕄𝕠𝕠𝕟 𝕚𝕟 𝕃𝕖𝕠 𝟚𝟞° The Sun, ruler of Leo, has one job and it is to shine. And just by shining the rest of the universe is pulled toward is radiance. The most generous offering of self. An offering that does not accumulate to wealth
A little love to my bb business: I’ve been throwing paint at the wall for 18 months just to see what sticks. Pulled into a calling, wrapped in a package I didn’t understand. My approach to anything “business” related would be
This Full Moon in Aquarius is an electrical fire. Explosive, hot, and unconventional, as it cannot be tending to with water, but instead with earth - salt and sand. Our emotional investment in our evolution is not enough, in order to tame this fire
Challenge accepted ♥ Here’s to the magic of containing multitudes 💕 @morganmiller17 & @luvs821
LEO SEASON IS HERE! ♌︎ Which means thirst trap or don’t bother. As children of the sun, it is your birthright to shine. ☀️

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